the more I think about it, the more I realize that 2009 me would be pretty scared/intimidated by 2014 me and that’s what counts


they’re gonna feel it when it comes to this



Anna because of me they left. Because of me they can’t walk you down the aisle tomorrow.

                       I’ m  s o  s o r r y

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I have an internal crisis any time I try to figure out if I’m more Slytherin or more Ravenclaw.

Whichever one has your type of cuntiness. Now, the knee jerk reaction to that would be to say Slytherin is the cunty household, but imagine how many pretentious hipsters must be in this house of Ravenclaw of mine. So, I suppose whether or not your own innate cuntiness comes from thinking you’re better than other people because of your own life, or because of your own intellect that forces you to look down upon them. I feel like you’re the former, future science-y doctor. You’re a Slytherin cunt.

See, you make it so clear for me.

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BREAKING: Jessica releases first official statement after being expelled from Girls’ Generation



In the latest breaking news, Jessica has finally broken her silence after posting on Weibo and released an update to the media in the form of a letter. 

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#snsd   #jessica   #THIS IS AWFUL   #D:  

The only House I know I’m not is Hufflepuff. I’m three-tied for houses.

Damn, I feel bad for you, son.

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everyone who likes coconut water is lying



I’m really not even that smart, though :|

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